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  • The Government:

    Sure, they have fancy tanks and fighter jets, but let's be real, they'll be too busy protecting their own necks to care about yours.

    Plus, have you ever tried navigating government bureaucracy? It's like wrestling a zombie octopus covered in red tape.

  • Big Corporations:

    They're all about profit, not people.

    They'll sell you overpriced "survival kits" full of flimsy tents and outdated MREs, then laugh all the way to their offshore bunkers when the zombies break through your flimsy barricades.

  • Do-It-Yourselfers:

    Hey, if you're MacGyver's long-lost cousin, power to you. But for the rest of us,trying to build a flamethrower out of a hair dryer and a can of hairspray is more likely to end in singed eyebrows than zombie barbeque.

"My neighbors thought I was crazy stockpiling all those 'Slightly Suspicious Fertilizer Sacks', but guess who's laughing now? When the zombies came knocking, I just tossed a few of those bad boys their way, and let's just say the neighborhood barbecue was a blast!

Daryl G., Self-Proclaimed "Apocalypse Enthusiast"

"I used to be afraid of the dark, but now, thanks to slightly-radioactive Luminol Spray, I'm afraid of everything glowing! Seriously though, it's a lifesaver. Spotted a horde of zombies from a mile away and had plenty of time to lock myself in my 'Escape From Karen' bunker. Five stars!"

Brenda F., Suburban Mom Extraordinaire

"'Zombie-Proof Pet Armor' is the best investment I ever made. My chihuahua, Fluffy, used to be a nervous wreck, but now he struts around like he owns the post-apocalyptic wasteland! We even won the 'Best Dressed Survivor & Pet' contest at the last community bonfire. Thanks for making Fluffy feel like a badass!"

Brenda F., Suburban Mom Extraordinaire

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