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We cannot guarantee our solar panels will repel all strains of the undead. Results may vary. Please consult your local necromancer for warranty information.

We accept bottle caps, bullets, and slightly-used weaponry as payment.

Location

Across from where the In and Out used to be in the “Before Times”

Contact

The internet is down

Phone lines are down

God save us all